1 definition by G. Cortez
Any quest set out by a single person or a group of people wile under the influance of Marijuana intended to aquire or accomplish some task, which generaly ends in distrations and entertainment for all. Stoner missions often require the use of the buddy system to prevent lost soldiers.
"Adam, we need you for this stoner mission. We need to turn out the lights and get chips from the kitchen and I'm not going with Derick again, he fuckin let the dragon in the house last time. Fuck, I am Scared of this hallway. ADAM! WE ARE GOING TO DO THIS! fuck... you go first...
by G. Cortez August 22, 2008