G-Union 2's definitions

Babezilla

(N.) A Euphemism for a Really, Really, Hot Girl! A girl so hot, even if she was a city-wrecking monster, no man could be able to stop her because no one would want to destroy such a hottie. She makes men "putty in her hands" and is totally irresistable, thus she can't be stopped.

Like I said before, Beyonce is such a Babezilla.

by G-Union 2 August 30, 2004

NFL

A 4 Hour Commercial, with some occasional Football inbetween.

Hey! I just saw a new Taco Bell Burrito being advertised during the NFL, right before their brief break to some lame Football stuff.

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

Please Flinch

Arnold Schwarzenegger Guest Voice:
(N.) Something you tell to tiny, girly men who donnut hava ze Big Arms cause they are weak, spineless girly men and I das run them over in my Christmas Blockbuster Hit, "JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!"

"Please Flinch, Girly Man."
Do Not Don't Flinch.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Rick Dees

A lame, cornball Radio DJ who hosts "Weekly Top 40", a syndicated Radio Countdown show that comes on at 12:00 on weekends right after the "Ash Ketchum and the Pokemon Bunch Top 40 Countdown."(*shudder*) He is Ryan Seacrest's Arch Nemesis and hates his rival show, "American Top 40", which he stole from Casey Kasem. I don't know him or give a damn about him or anything but I hate him! "Disco Duck" was so terrible, it even plagues OUR Generation! Imagine Howard The Duck. Now add in Disco! (*shudder again*)

John Witherspoon: "Yi Dee Dee! Rick Dee Dees! I hate Dee Dee Dees!"

by G-Union 2 August 30, 2004

Boom Shaka Lacka

(N.) A cheesy Exclamation used at Basketball Games by idiots to make people feel like they have really accomplished something.

"Three-Pointer! Boom Shacka Lacka!"

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Crap Factory

(N.) A Springfield Elamentary School slang term for "Stomach."

Nelson punched Bart in the stomach because he called his "Gut" his "Tummy", when he was supposed to say "Crap Factory".

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Simon Dean

(N.) A faux Fitness Guru who is really an amateur WWe Wrestler who insults Fat Americans and tries to convince (and sometimes threaten) them to buy his overly pricey "Simon System" Weight Loss Products. (Guaranteed Results in 90 Days Flat! Or Your Money Back!) (He's in leagues with that jeans bitch, Natalia! It's Publicity Stunt Insanity in 2004!)

Simon Dean is a Douche Bag, but he's a Correct one, at least.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004