G-Union 2's definitions

Shorties Watchin' Shorties

(N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.

author gogeta loves "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

FanFics

Internet Stories or "Fan-Created works of Fiction" that are posted all up over the internet and usually done by Hardcore Fans on TV Shows before or after they get pulled off the airwaves.

When a show gets canceled in May 2004 by an already lame network, you can bet there will be a Fan Fic of the series by September.

by G-Union 2 October 28, 2004

Diva

A Giant-Ego, Bitchy, High Maintenance woman who abosoultely must have everything her way no matter what and sees Blue Collar people as scum.

The Three Biggest Divas of all time are Jennifer Lopez, Christina Aguilera, and Sharon Stone. (VERY picky)

by G-Union 2 August 2, 2004

ME SO SOLLY!

(N.) Krusty the Klown's favorite catchphrase to insult Asian American people.

I'll have you know I'm 1/8th Chinese (Okay, No I'm Not) and that is very insulting to me! (Okay, No It Isn't)

by G-Union 2 September 11, 2004

Snow White

(N.) A Racist Bitch who should be killed for her numerous Hate Crimes in the fifties.

Fuck her and her Seven Dwarfs. What kind of S&M Shit is that anyway? Seven Dwarfs...

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

Method and Red

(N.) To quote Comic Book Guy, "WORST. SHOW. EVER."

(Well, at least on FOX. There is "Just Shoot Me" and "Girlfriends" gunning for that prized title.)

Even Paris Hilton had better Acting Range than Method and Red.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Snoop Latin

(N.) the retarded way Snoop Dogg speaks, which is similar to Pig Latin. It involves putting an "Izzle" at the second syllable of the second-to-last word in a sentence and an "Fizzle" to replace the last word in a sentence.

Shit=Shizzle
Dogg=Doggizzle
Ass=Assizzle
Fish=Fishizzle
Cock=Cockizzle
Chicken=Chickizzle

Jessica: "Yo, I'm going up to the Gymizzle to work on my Bicizzles and my Deltizzles, right before I go to my Pilatfizzles class."

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004