G-Union 2's definitions

FanFics

Internet Stories or "Fan-Created works of Fiction" that are posted all up over the internet and usually done by Hardcore Fans on TV Shows before or after they get pulled off the airwaves.

When a show gets canceled in May 2004 by an already lame network, you can bet there will be a Fan Fic of the series by September.

by G-Union 2 October 28, 2004

Shorties Watchin' Shorties

(N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.

author gogeta loves "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Gee Whiz

(N.) The South Jersey/ATHF Word for "Jesus", used to not offend sensitive viewers or the FCC.

Meatwad: "Golly Gee Wilikers, Radioactive Man! It's Gee Whiz! (aka Chinesus)"

by G-Union 2 November 24, 2004

Flatso

(N.) An Overweight Adult Female who's a Member of the "Itty Bitty Titty Committee." Usually UGLY and SMELLY, these broads are the worst (and usually fattest) of the Bertha Bovine family.

Mrs. Hunt is a Flatso.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

Snoop Latin

(N.) the retarded way Snoop Dogg speaks, which is similar to Pig Latin. It involves putting an "Izzle" at the second syllable of the second-to-last word in a sentence and an "Fizzle" to replace the last word in a sentence.

Shit=Shizzle
Dogg=Doggizzle
Ass=Assizzle
Fish=Fishizzle
Cock=Cockizzle
Chicken=Chickizzle

Jessica: "Yo, I'm going up to the Gymizzle to work on my Bicizzles and my Deltizzles, right before I go to my Pilatfizzles class."

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Chicken Sandwich World Championship

(N.) The Chicken Fight of Nov. 5th (at 10pm on DirecTV Channel 348) involving, TC "The Golden Boy" Chicken and Spicy, "The Red Riot" Chicken.

(I wonder if they know that Burger King is just going to eat them after their Publicity Stunt is over?)

SpicyTenderCrisp applied a strangle hold to TenderCrisp at the ten minute mark, but the Ref reversed the decision and TC retained his world title over Spicy, who really wanted to step out of the shadow of TC.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004

Please Flinch

Arnold Schwarzenegger Guest Voice:
(N.) Something you tell to tiny, girly men who donnut hava ze Big Arms cause they are weak, spineless girly men and I das run them over in my Christmas Blockbuster Hit, "JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!"

"Please Flinch, Girly Man."
Do Not Don't Flinch.

by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004