2 definitions by Furious gorilla101

Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.
"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol
by Furious gorilla101 March 15, 2016
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Get your dad to shave he's pubes and stick it to your little 2 yr old brothers upper penis, then get your son/ brother to run around naked in town and show of he's merchandise.
"Look at that kid, he's got more pubes than me (50 yr old single male). He's a hairy 2 yr old lol
by Furious gorilla101 March 15, 2016
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