Definitions by FunnyDude77777

Cock Sandwich 

The type of food, equivalent to Listerene, that horny elderly Englishmen use to polish their rotting teeth. Usually consists of the following ingredients:
1 slice cock
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse

I need a cock sandwich right about now- I've been stuck in the airport for five hours without a toothbrush!

Cock Sandwich by FunnyDude77777 October 29, 2010