Funky the Monkey
Used to describe a lady who likes ladies, derived from the act of rubbing their pussies together.
Paula was a right clam jouster
A very unattractive vagina resembling the great 'I'm pissed, let's get a donner kebab (being drunk is the only way you can physically eat a donner kebab anyway)'
When she pulled down her panties I could see she had a vagina like a badly packed donner!
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