Definitions by Funky the Monkey

Clam jouster 

Used to describe a lady who likes ladies, derived from the act of rubbing their pussies together.

Paula was a right clam jouster

Clam jouster by Funky the Monkey April 22, 2006

badly packed donner 

A very unattractive vagina resembling the great 'I'm pissed, let's get a donner kebab (being drunk is the only way you can physically eat a donner kebab anyway)'

When she pulled down her panties I could see she had a vagina like a badly packed donner!

badly packed donner by Funky the Monkey April 22, 2006