Definitions by Funky Monkey

gulling 

when you watch a couple having sex and your outside a window and then you ejaculate on the window so it looks like sea gull shit

i gave mindy and paul a good gulling on their window the other day

gulling by funky monkey November 6, 2014

seagulling 

when you have sex with a girl on the beach and you take your dick out, put it in the sand and put it back in as it makes her screech or scream like a seagull.

Sandra really didn't like are evening last night on the beach as i gave her a painful seagulling.

seagulling by funky monkey November 6, 2014

pogo 

Jumping up and down, like a pogo stick, to any suckage music to try to make it better.

Sara and I pogoed to Avril Levigne at the SnowBall dance in an attempt to make it all the less horrible.

pogo by Funky Monkey December 18, 2004

mEEnK 

A word said when one is on a major sugar blast.

*races around room* mEEnK mEEnK mEEnK mEEnK mEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnK!!!!!!

mEEnK by FuNkY mOnKeY November 17, 2003

dodgeball 

A sport that hurts if you are smacked in the head with the titular dodgeball.

<Person> *is smacked in head* Ow!

dodgeball by FuNkY mOnKeY October 20, 2003

infomercial 

Something you watch in the wee hours in the morning when you've had too much coffee and stale Timbits to know any better.

Wife: *calls from upstairs* Honey are you still watching those electric ab belt infomercials?
Husband: grrrrrmmmmmmmmmphhhh *drools*

infomercial by FuNkY mOnKeY October 15, 2003