2 definitions by Funkurface
A banana hammock, grape smuggler, or bikini bottom for aging men who no longer give a fuck and want to show their below average twig and berries
Dude, have you see Rod? Who the fuck is Rod? He’s my friends father. He got a dolphin tramp stamp and wears a rod suit to the beach. Barf.
by Funkurface July 2, 2021
Wook bush is a bush with long nappy hair and may even be dreaded. If you have ever witnessed wook bush you have to instantly burn sage to protect your aura. It’s so bad you would rather have your best dude friend blow drugs up your ass known as the boof assist.
Hey bro did you sleep with that wook chick you met at the Disco Biscuits show? Nah. Her wook bush was so scary I decided to let Troy blow mollie into my squashed spider.
by Funkurface July 25, 2021