2 definitions by Funktified

Top Definition
an idiot smoker who is consumed with self-pride and egotism, yet stinks, is annoying, and looks like a dickhead.
If that junkmuncher blows anymore smoke my way, I'm going to shove his cigarette down his throat and give him a wedgy.
by Funktified August 22, 2006

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1. Southern California band that plays desert rock. 2. Crazy, funky, unique.
Man, that dude is whacktus!
by Funktified August 22, 2006

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