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Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.
1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."
by FunThrax October 28, 2009
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pill

1. a single pharmaceutical tablet of any kind
2. birth control
3. ecstacy
4. an annoying or nagging person
5. a slang term for a basketball
1. "I had a headache this morning so I took two pills of aspirin."

2. "Naw, I rawdog it, my girl's on the pill."

3. "I took two pills of molly last night, man I'm ate up."

4. "Don't be a pill. I'll rake the yard when I'm good and ready."

5. "What's up with that rock, kid? Throw me the pill."
by Funthrax April 29, 2007
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