11 definitions by FuctButSects
Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.
Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
by FuctButSects January 23, 2011
The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.
The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.
The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.
(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)
Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?
Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.
Guy 2: Man, fuck that.
Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?
Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.
Guy 2: Man, fuck that.
by FuctButSects October 24, 2010
The alias one goes by at parties to avoid tarnishing their real name through any of various embarassing actions one often performs at parties. In essence this helps to make sure that "What happens in the party, stays in the party."
(Day After Party)
Partier: Hey bro that was an awesome party last nite. Man insert name here got really fucked up!!!
Friend (host of party): I didn't invite anyone named insert name here
Partier: Oh well that must've been his party name.
Partier: Hey bro that was an awesome party last nite. Man insert name here got really fucked up!!!
Friend (host of party): I didn't invite anyone named insert name here
Partier: Oh well that must've been his party name.
by FuctButSects September 30, 2010
Guy A: Wheres the bathroom? I gotta take a shit.
Guy B: Oh it's out of order, Miguel fucked it up yesterday.
Guy A: No dump? Man I really gotta go.
Guy B: Oh it's out of order, Miguel fucked it up yesterday.
Guy A: No dump? Man I really gotta go.
by FuctButSects November 4, 2010
by FuctButSects October 2, 2010
by FuctButSects October 18, 2010