FuctButSects's definitions

Facebook Ninja

One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.

Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!

Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.

by FuctButSects October 18, 2010

69

The average IQ of the American politician.

A: "What's the IQ of the average American politician?"

B: "69"

A: "Hmm, what a coincidence..."

by FuctButSects October 20, 2010

Happy Girthday

The morning on which a male wakes up and finds his cock to be much larger than the day before. Usually accompanied by fervent celebration, and parties (usually sex parties).

Todd: Dude my dick grew 1/2 an inch in girth last night!

Manuel: Congratulations man! Happy Girthday! Are you getting laid tonight?

Todd: You know it man!

by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

Philosophy shower

When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.

Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?

Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.

Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.

by FuctButSects October 22, 2010

Peppermint

The new slang term for marijuana. "Weed", "pot", and "grass" are all outdated.

...Not real gum you dumbass. Peppermints the new slang term for MJ. Get with the times, brah!

by FuctButSects October 2, 2010

No dump

A more casual variation to "No shit!" or "no way". Can be used in place of the latter.

Guy A: Wheres the bathroom? I gotta take a shit.

Guy B: Oh it's out of order, Miguel fucked it up yesterday.

Guy A: No dump? Man I really gotta go.

by FuctButSects November 4, 2010

Party name

The alias one goes by at parties to avoid tarnishing their real name through any of various embarassing actions one often performs at parties. In essence this helps to make sure that "What happens in the party, stays in the party."

(Day After Party)

Partier: Hey bro that was an awesome party last nite. Man insert name here got really fucked up!!!

Friend (host of party): I didn't invite anyone named insert name here

Partier: Oh well that must've been his party name.

by FuctButSects October 1, 2010