11 definitions by FuctButSects

Conveniently making use of the fact that a milennium has recently passed to exaggerate how out-of-date something is.
Cole: I just went to the mall and bought Clerks II DVD today. You wanna come over and watch it?

Derek: You actually BUY your movies? That is so second millennium!
by FuctButSects January 23, 2011
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The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.

The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.
(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)

Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?

Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.

Guy 2: Man, fuck that.
by FuctButSects October 24, 2010
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The alias one goes by at parties to avoid tarnishing their real name through any of various embarassing actions one often performs at parties. In essence this helps to make sure that "What happens in the party, stays in the party."
(Day After Party)

Partier: Hey bro that was an awesome party last nite. Man insert name here got really fucked up!!!

Friend (host of party): I didn't invite anyone named insert name here

Partier: Oh well that must've been his party name.
by FuctButSects September 30, 2010
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A more casual variation to "No shit!" or "no way". Can be used in place of the latter.
Guy A: Wheres the bathroom? I gotta take a shit.

Guy B: Oh it's out of order, Miguel fucked it up yesterday.

Guy A: No dump? Man I really gotta go.
by FuctButSects November 4, 2010
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The new slang term for marijuana. "Weed", "pot", and "grass" are all outdated.
...Not real gum you dumbass. Peppermints the new slang term for MJ. Get with the times, brah!
by FuctButSects October 2, 2010
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The average IQ of the American politician.
A: "What's the IQ of the average American politician?"

B: "69"

A: "Hmm, what a coincidence..."
by FuctButSects October 18, 2010
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