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Most commonly referred to in the context of being rusty, old, turgid or all of the above, word describing the male shaft.

Most commonly heard in the Lenton area of Nottingham and Cheam area of South London.
Example; "That Vanessa Feltz is a right old minx ey lads...she could suck out my rusty old gurnet any day"...followed by laughing and remarks degrading females.
by Fucktard500 May 1, 2011
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