2 definitions by FuckedUpJoe

Coat Closet

When a hunter kills a large game animal, strips naked, takes out the guts, climbs inside, and sews up the carcass leaving only his genitals sticking out of the dead animal.

Nice shot, son! Now take your clothes off! It's time for your first Coat Closet!

by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018

Shake-N-Bake

When two lovers grease their bodies with butter, dump a whole bag of crushed Ritz Crackers into a down sleeping bag, and climb in and fuck like seals.

Hey babe, we are gonna need some Ritz Crackers for our camping trip this weekend. It's gonna be cold at night but a good Shake-N-Bake will keep us warm.

by FuckedUpJoe July 26, 2018