- v. 1. To tack something on to the end of a speech in order to make it seem better.
2. To staple something to one's face, usually tuna.
Coined by wheezywaiter, defined by nerothewizard
1 "His horrible wedding toast only became worse when he garched some quip about finding five dollars."
2 "I garched a whole can of chunk light, and minutes later I was surrounded by angry cats."
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