3 definitions by Frodo Swaggins 9

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.
Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?
by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 15, 2015
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to fail at putting makeup on... aka: Winter Soldiering

Also... that damn dapper, sexy actor who kind of looks like that guy you know
Pauline! I was trying to do a cat eye/smokey eye and I went and Sebastian Stanned my face. Pinterest tutorials suck.

Sebastian Stan's hair is like sailing on dark waters. You don't know whats underneath, but you just want to grab it and hold on.
by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 15, 2015
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Meaning really tight shorts or pants on a male which hug and accentuate his man jobblers to the point which you are concerned they shall pop out. (Shout out to David Bowie in Labyrinth and, on occasion Jared Leto)
In a sentence: CJ, Josh, Patty, and Javondrellle all went to the gym in their testy nestys... They got the clap.
by Frodo Swaggins 9 April 22, 2015
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