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The physical feeling (numb) associated with denying the passage of blood to both hands and ultimately losing feeling, followed by the act of masturbation.

Very similar to the stranger but with both hands.
Last week I was in a meeting so boring I sat on both hands and gave myself numbners, then felt sorry for myself I couldn't leave the room.
by FriendsOfYorkTavern April 7, 2011
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