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Self Sabotage is when you fart before you sit down.
Person 1: "Awh fuck."

Person 2: "What is it?"

Person 1: "Nothing. I just Self Sabotaged myself."
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot November 28, 2022
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A condition in which your testicle(s) has a hole torn/decayed into it and air from other open areas in the body that have access to the ball sack can both enter and exit the testicle(s).
This can cause inflation of the testicle(s), blue balls, self-castration, sterilization, and lack of blood flow to the balls.
While it is not known how it is caused, it is known that ball fart is not immediately contagious.

It is named "Ball fart" because the air exiting the testicle(s) has a harder time going out than in, so sometimes it feels like a painful fart... In your ball(s).
Guy 1: "OW FUCK!!"
Guy 2: "What? What's wrong?"
Guy 1: "Oh it's just my Ball fart."
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot February 18, 2022
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Gay... A virus.
Guy 1: "Yo I'm gay"
Guy 2: "Oh shit, don't go givin me that shit.... But you look nice today."
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot February 18, 2022
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A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.
Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"

Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"

Man's "friend": " Who are you?"
by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022
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