2 definitions by Fridrich the unloved

Beaning

Depending on context, either having explosive diarrhea or ejaculating aggressively. In both cases, the volume of shit/cum produced must greatly exceed the expected quantity.

Person 1: "Check out this instagram model's hot tits"
Person 2: "Oh my god I'm beaning!"
Person 1: "Dude! You beaned all over the floor what the fuck!"

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023

Pone

To defeat or destroy in a decisive, humiliating, and ofen sexual manner. Troublesome youths have taken to informing authority figures that it is slang for "to be given an award", so that they can use it in place of more common swear words within earshot of disciplinary characters.

That guy in the unitard got absolutely poned in the wrestling match!

by Fridrich the unloved September 18, 2023