1 definition by Freddy Frog's Feet

Stuckeye

When a person gets out of bed and can't open their eyes because they are stuck together with crusty sleep. The condition is usually more dramatic if the person has conjunctivitis.

Fred: Far out, this morning when I woke up I had the worst stuckeye. I think I'm getting conjunctivitis.
Joe: Oh no! Conjunki, that's not funky!

by Freddy Frog's Feet November 24, 2007