5 definitions by Freakie Tim

Someone who lives or want to live in a stereotypical upper-middle class suburb, which usually can be a nice cul-de-sac as well. Because of this, they feel if they are living this life style, they will be happy.
Scott: So Tim, what happened with Kat?

Tim: She dumped me.

Scott: How come?

Tim: Because this other fella she was seeing also wanted the Wisteria Life.

Scott: That's fucking terrible. What are you going to do?

Tim: Nothing. It's her that wants to be the cliche, not me.
by Freakie Tim December 29, 2010
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The amount of track marks on the arm of a junkie. This also pertains to someone who works in a factory where handingling cardboxes all day will have a few paper cuts.
'Jesus, did you see the track marks on Crystal's arm? Talk about a fucking railroad yard.'

'Man, I worked a ten hour shift. All I have to show is this train yard from all the box cuts.'
by Freakie Tim November 3, 2009
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The effect of drinking too much. Deriving from the word trashed.
Oh man, I got so fucking littered last night.
by Freakie Tim July 24, 2009
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The act of using one's own tie to choke someone, whether by pulling the knot up too high, or wrapped the tie around the person's neck to strangle them.
Bill: 'Holy shit, did you see RAW last night?'

John: 'Yeah, that was insane what Danielson did to Justin Roberts, strangling him with his own tie...talk about tiolence...'
by Freakie Tim June 17, 2010
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When you miss the point, or simply forget.
Tim: 'Joe, there's an open lane here. We can check out here.
Joe: 'Dude, we're staying in lane 6.'
Tim: 'Hello! Lane seven is open.'
Joe: 'Alright, we'll go. But there's the hot girl who likes you...too late.'
Tim: 'Oops, I had a V8 Moment.'
by Freakie Tim October 4, 2009
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