Fraud Exposer's definitions
A once proud institution who pisses away a loyal following with obviously bad, money-influenced decisions.
The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.
A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.
The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?
Complete embarassment.
The thrift store for all other major league baseball teams.
A monetary drain upon a city that keeps asking for more and more while continuing to offer less and less. Akin to flushing one's money down a toilet.
The response to the question: can a professional baseball team both suck and blow at the same time?
Complete embarassment.
Baseball Exec: Darn, I just lost my catcher for a season due to his thrid drug scandal, what should I do?
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him.
Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue?
Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir.
Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself.
Assistant: I'll call the Pittsburgh Pirates and get their starting catcher. I have a used Plymouth I know they'll take for him.
Mayor: I don't understand what happened to all of the city's revenue?
Staff member: I believe we've been Pittsburgh Pirated, sir.
Wow, last night I drank so much that I urinated in my pants, cried like a baby for hours, and then I left the bar. I think a made a complete Pittsburgh Pirate out of myself.
by Fraud Exposer June 26, 2009
Get the Pittsburgh Piratesmug. A Travel Channel television program about ghost-hunting that is a complete fraud led by a guy named Zak, who behaves like a high school cheerleader. A sorry excuse for evidence accompanied by unintentionally comedic moments where an "investigator" obviously fabricates evidence and/or experiences.
To enthusiastically commit a public fraud amidst self-absorbed douchbaggery.
To enthusiastically commit a public fraud amidst self-absorbed douchbaggery.
Viewer 1: Did you see that Ghost Adventurers special on Halloween eve?
Viwerer 2: I did and I will never get those 7 hours back.
Viewer 1: I still don't get it, how does something fail so miserably?
Viewer 2: It's easy - you place everything in the hands of amateurs who are simply giggly about getting air time. It's no different than the old public TV programs featuring high school kids.
The Ghost Adventurers on the Travel Channel remind me of George W. Bush leading us into the Iraq War. What a fraudulent collection of self-absorbed douchbaggery!
Viwerer 2: I did and I will never get those 7 hours back.
Viewer 1: I still don't get it, how does something fail so miserably?
Viewer 2: It's easy - you place everything in the hands of amateurs who are simply giggly about getting air time. It's no different than the old public TV programs featuring high school kids.
The Ghost Adventurers on the Travel Channel remind me of George W. Bush leading us into the Iraq War. What a fraudulent collection of self-absorbed douchbaggery!
by Fraud Exposer November 2, 2009
Get the Ghost Adventurersmug.