Frantic's definitions

boglet

Derivative of the word 'bog', or 'to bog', meaning to shit.

A 'boglet' is the offspring of a bog, and is thus a small terd, neatly packaged enough to form an individual portion of the bog.

Scotty: Captn', we got klingons here!

Kirk: Can you wipe them off Scotty?

Scotty: Och. 's no good capn'. Thar be boglets clingin' to the hair big enough to swallow the paper for sure.

by Frantic May 29, 2004

wan2k

Wan2k is derived from the common abbreviation of the "Windows 2000" operationg system, "win2k".

The humour centres around the word being similar to "wank", to masturbate.

John: I can't get sound to work in Frontier.
Fred: what operating system are you using?
John: wan2k :-/

by Frantic November 25, 2003

Loonyx

Word play on the operating system Linux, and the word loony.

See also: wan2k, Linsux, Windoze

Want little or no high paying job prospects? Got the time to spend mucking about compiling, modifying, programming and learning new things for free? Feel like making driver installation even more exciting? Against all odds found a sexy chick that is more of a geek than you that you wish to impress? Loonyx is for you!

by Frantic October 29, 2004

winout

What does not happen when you paste your full name to UD hoping a kind samaritan won't think you a moron that deserves to have you last name added to the mess.

A user said this has their full name: "Hi my name is Sachin and I did create this and one of my friends must have put it up here but I don't like the example which portrays me to be a cheater. Can it be removed and then I will readd the word with a better example or if you want you can just change the example to: "What a winout, school just ended." Thanks for understanding. Best Regards, Sachin Thakkar"

by Frantic February 17, 2005

Uruguay

Country determined by God himself to have a right to play in the world cup (despite finishing a measley fifth in their zone), and that no-one in the Oceanic zone should ever be allowed to play even if they never lose a match.

Uruguay is thusly famous for it's unique concept of sportsmanship and fairness, and also how well they handle being losers.

Joe Dingbat: Yay! Australia finished top of their zone without ever losing a single match! We're going to the world cup!

Rodney Sensible: Hold on there Joe, Australia will be the only country top of a zone to actually have to play a play-off to secure thier place. Uruguay finished fifth in their zone so we'd have to play them, and God said they deserve to go to the world cup and it's unfair for them, so I guess you're not allowed to compete.

Joe Dingbat: Oh, of course. How selfish of me.

by Frantic December 28, 2005

Crow's fart

Really early in the morning. When the crow sitting on the fence makes it's first stir, still to early to caw or to wake up fully, and lets out a morning fart.

Am getting up at crow's fart tomorrow to catch the morning train to Prague.

by Frantic June 28, 2007

American flag

A noun describing a childishly coloured, rectangular sheet of any textile with flamable properties. Most commonly used worldwide as a make-shift bonfire during street celebrations.

"I used to burn dollar bills until I realised that it actually deflated the currency. Now I burn American flags, as long as they are made in China of course."

by Frantic April 13, 2006