1 definition by Frank Tourette

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A skanky greasy mother who neglects her children by not making them proper meals and does the least possible so she doesnt get shut down by the NSPCC.
Jessica: What has your mum got you for lunch today Nyah?
Nyah: Left over KFC popcorn chicken from last night after my mum had been out on the lash! She's such a scummy mummy!
by Frank Tourette December 14, 2011

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