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That glob of dirty snow and ice that gets trapped in the wheel well of the car. The build up that leaves dirty snow blobs in drive ways and parking lots when the temp rises a little bit.
Yes, the weather was perfect today to kick some crusticles. They just plopped down with the slightest tap.
by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021
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A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.
There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.
by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021
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