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A person who is addicted to using internet relay chat.
People who, for the most part, drink a lot and do illicit drugs. Many irc addicts drink enough to kill a mule, while typing for as many as 20 straight hours, into ircchat rooms.
Irc addiction is just a state of mind. Some snap out of it after a few months and others just can't shake it. It's kinda like crack for smart people.
Ford_Lawnmower is an irc addict.
by Ford Lawnmower October 3, 2007
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1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.
vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.
by Ford Lawnmower October 20, 2007
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The act of Combing the carpet for small pieces of crack and then smoking what you find. It is known as smoking lint because it is rare to actually find crack. More likely you are smoking small pieces of fiber or a potato chip.
Ralf was smoking lint the other night and ended up smoking a piece of a french fry.
by Ford Lawnmower October 20, 2007
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1. Someone who is refreshing and always makes your day better. Mint+ok.
2. Someone who drinks all day and has to use mints to mask the alcohol on their breath.
3. Someone who is very smart and drinks ouzo all day.
4. Originating in Manchester, England. It is a word that combines mint and ok. It is to demand a mint while asking for one at the same time.
5. A mentor in internet relay chat.
I need a mentok.(mint ok)
Ford wishes he were a mentok.
by Ford Lawnmower October 21, 2007
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The act of smoking fake crack which is normally made of ivory soap. This can be the the act of smoking of anything that is supposed to be crack but is fake.
Fred thought he was smoking crack when he realized it was a large piece of skin from a crack heads foot.
Fred was smoking soap.
by Ford Lawnmower October 20, 2007
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1. The pronunciation of the irc command /me
2. A very uncommonly spoken word than mostly exists in the heads of irc addicts.
3. A very common subconsciously spoken word. Spoken in the heads of irc addicts just before they type /me
4. A term spoken verbally in rare occasions in public by very disturbed irc users.
Ford : /me has been here way to long.
Inside of Ford's brain : slash me has been here way to long.
Slash me wants the dumb bitch in the front of the line to pay for her food already
by Ford Lawnmower October 20, 2007
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