2 definitions by ForReal67

Stoffaled

The act of being cornered by an individual that you will inevitably lose 30 minutes of your life to them explaining what they are up to, even though you have no desire to hear it.

Look at that poor bastard over there getting Stoffaled.

Rob just told me he’d rather deep throat a burning Christmas tree than get Stoffaled again.

by ForReal67 May 25, 2020

The Caitlin

When you revenge fuck a chick then blow your load in a condom and slap it on her chest and leave.

My girl was acting like a slut all night so I gave her The Caitlin and bailed.

by ForReal67 October 9, 2019