1 definition by Foodtown

Man pon

When an enormously large turd comes out of your asshole and rips your butthole to shreds. Your butthole starts to bleed. To stop and absorb the bleeding you then shove toliet paper up your now torn ass.

"I have the worst man pon ever after I ate at Denny's." said Damian.

by Foodtown January 18, 2005