3 definitions by Flurbadurb

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A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. Often tries way too hard to be cool and/or funny, but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.
Gene Simmons is a douche bag
by flurbadurb October 02, 2010

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A douche bag who behaves so douchey that he is practically spewing douche all over everyone.
That douche hose got in everyone's face with his douche baggery.
by flurbadurb October 02, 2010

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Letter grade between D and F that teachers used to give back in the olden days that meant that you didn't pass, but at least you tried and put in "effort" so you didn't fail either. Usually it was only given when the teacher felt bad for the kid and didn't want to fail them. Kids that got E's usually were often made fun of and called dummies, hence E grades are no longer used except when people want to mock someone for doing something dumb.
I give you an E for Effort for that laughable attempt.
by flurbadurb June 03, 2017

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