2 definitions by flurbadurb

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A shallow and stupid person, usually male, with an arrogant demeanor and an over inflated ego. Often tries way too hard to be cool and/or funny, but it usually comes off as embarrassing and pathetic. A douche bag will often behave like an asshole in order to get laughs or look cool. But it usually backfires, and causes everyone to think he is just a douchebag, behaving douchey and causing everyone who witnessed it to feel douche chills.
Gene Simmons is a douche bag
by Flurbadurb October 02, 2010

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A douche bag who behaves so douchey that he is practically spewing douche all over everyone.
That douche hose got in everyone's face with his douche baggery.
by flurbadurb October 02, 2010

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