2 definitions by FluffyMelon

Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

Yaya Sanogo

This word refers to a bad footballer i.e bad at playing football

Joe called Matt Yaya Sanogo because he missed a clear cut chance even kids could score.

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021