Definitions by Floopston

paquete 

When something is exagerrated, and/or totally beyond reality. Mostly used in South Florida by Cubans.

Oye did you see Jurassic World, that woman ran away from a T-Rex in high heels. Tremendo paquete.

paquete by Floopston August 9, 2015

tard hag 

A hot to insanely hot chick who literally hangs out with or takes care of retards, so that they scare away all the guys that are chasing after them.

Joe: Crystal is so fucking hot. Why is she always hanging around retards?
Ferguson: She used to be fending off guys left and right, would even get stalked. Now she's a tard hag so they'd leave her alone.

tard hag by Floopston March 23, 2012

shocanrun 

When watching American football, track and field, and other sports that involve black people running, it is said when a black person runs their heart out.

*Wide receiver runs ball into end zone*
Them niggers shocanrun.

shocanrun by Floopston January 1, 2012