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A county in JAX FL but it’s more like a smelly smoggy realm of hell. It’s the place where the ghetto and the hicks come to battle each other. Do you dare resign in their battle field? Finding a decent human being is like finding a needle in a haystack.. a haystack of tweakers, racists, drunks, and sex offends that is. At every gas station their will be somebody to ask where to find drugs, people proudly throw around the N word like it’s still the 1800s, people drive like their drunk and you can tell more than half the drivers are on something, theirs plenty of creepy old dudes telling young girls to smile and obnoxiously saying sexist shit. Everyone is obnoxious, angry, aggressive, it’s clear most people living here have a very low level of intelligence but who can blame them when Duval schools are some of the worst. People broadcast their stupidity with a “I speak my mind proudly” attitude too ignorant to know how stupid they sound. Adults act like children and people do nothing but cause car accidents to back up all the expressways and bridges. It’s a good day if their isn’t a shooting. It smells like sewer and most people smell like the don’t shower. I don’t think most people that live here have seen a dentist either because they’re missing half their teeth. To top it all off the rent has only gone up in the years and all the jobs suck so why move? Don’t bother. Fuck duval county. PS the jaguars are a joke of a fucking football team.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:

Someone from duval: DUVAAAAAAAAAAAAllll!!
by Flmtoday January 1, 2020
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