2 definitions by Flight nurse Jim

A shitty cat is one that responds inappropriately to all stimulation. It growls when petted, refuses to cuddle, and spits at all people and animals. The only mood it is ever in is a bad mood.
Leah is such a shitty cat. She bit me when I tried to pet her.
by Flight nurse Jim June 28, 2020
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A group of nurses in a hospital that wields great power. The group is typically comprised of fat women, many of which are known for "eating their young", making every effort to cause new nurses to fail. This group sees themselves as all knowing experts, and all others as incompetent.
Man, I cannot get a break when I work in the ICU. The nurse mafia always gives me the crappiest assignment.

Travis got fired yesterday. The nurse mafia trumped up several complaints an it was all over.
by Flight nurse Jim September 28, 2013
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