4 definitions by Flamez Hedgehog
Absolutely the best death metal band ever. Their style of metal is unlike any other, incorporating folk and soft melodies into their music. Opeth is a band that doesn't care about image and hide their faces under masks.
Man 1: Dude Slipknot is so awesome!
Man 2: *shoots him*
Stupid fucking loan commercial that's on every single channel in which a fat man always says 'Lost another loan to Ditech!'.
Fat Man: *looks out his window and sees a Ditech billboard while trying rip people off then turns around to find the people have gone to call Ditech* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *flips through channels and sees Ditech commercials everywhere* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *goes to the eye doctor and sees Ditech when he looks through those big eye things* Lost another loan to Ditech!
Fat Man: *sees his mom on Ditech's website* Even my own mother! Lost another loan to Ditech!
People Watching TV: Why doesn't that stupid fat fuck shoot himself?
The day that Americans thought they would boycott the gas/oil company to lower gas prices.
E-Mail: FWD-Don't buy gas on May 19th to boycott the gas/oil companies! Send this email to 20 billion others on your mailing list and get a free lobster!
Man 1: DUDE! BOYCOTT GAS MAY 19th!
Worst Metallica album ever... not like they had any good ones that is.
Man 1: Did you hear Metallica's newest album: Saint Anger?
Man 2: Yea dude, they sound like the Backstreet Boys!