2 definitions by Firezombie

Farticus

Friends who take the blame for a fart they clearly did not let out.

George was out with his girlfriend at a friends bar and was having a good a time until he farted loudly. Before he could take ownership, his friend proudly exclaimed, "It was I who let out that loud fart!" Bill was a true Farticus that day.

by Firezombie October 9, 2014

Porno Penis

The shaving of the male genitals, commonly practiced among men in the porn industry.

After a grueling game of baskeball the boys headed to the shower. Thats when Bob noticed Jim had Porno Penis.

"That guy shaved everything down there, dude, he's got Porno Penis!"

by Firezombie February 26, 2008