5 definitions by Firecracker Glen

Tactical Microwave

(Sexual) The act of a man preheating his penis before vaginal intercourse

Tonight Mark is going to give Cindy the Tactical Microwave.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

The Seb Special

(Sexual) When the male covers himself in peanut butter and procedes to rub himself on the ground as the female pees on him from above.

Mary made John give her the Seb Special last night.

I can’t wait to give my girlfriend the Seb Special tonight.

by Firecracker Glen March 15, 2021

Hungarian Flytrap

When a woman sticks her tongue flat out of her mouth and a man presses his penis against her tongue and begins ejaculating as he still presses his penis against her tongue.

Greta and Mark did the Hungarian Flytrap many times on their honeymoon.

by Firecracker Glen May 30, 2021

Half Bulldozer

When I’m doggy position with a female, the man slaps his hands against her buttcheeks harder and harder while making construction noises.

Lucille and Carl did the half bulldozer last night

by Firecracker Glen May 30, 2021

European Superglue

When a man ejaculates while yodeling, between the breasts of a female and pushed the breasts together causing them to stick to one another

Klaus and Rebecca used the European Superglue last night.

by Firecracker Glen May 30, 2021