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Two homosexuals that live near one another and usually have sex without their wives knowing.
Damn, I had no idea John and Dan were back yard buddies!
by FineAsFuck1234 October 5, 2015
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When Christian parents force their children to believe in Christ whether they want to or not.
Dave- Damn, look at all of those kids...
Marty- I know, Dave. Poor kids. They can't help that their parents Christwash them.
by FineAsFuck1234 October 5, 2015
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When someone takes a shit in your car and you don't know where the source is.
*opens car door* Holy hell! What is that god awful stench? Must be a dash doodie.
by FineAsFuck1234 October 5, 2015
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