1 definition by Fine Fez
Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.
"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
by Fine Fez October 30, 2011