5 definitions by Finbar birchall

Eded

When you are caught off guard by a picture of Ed

Oh man someone has just Eded these crisps I can’t believe this!!

by Finbar birchall February 21, 2022

Flumped

When you have lots and lots of energy then suddenly lose it all you have “flumped”

After eating lots of sugar the child was hyper, he suddenly lay down immediately falling asleep, he had flumped

by Finbar birchall July 30, 2023

Velvitise

When something is made more velvety smooth

Wow your balls are so smooth do you velvitise

by Finbar birchall February 20, 2022

velvitise

When something is made smoother and softer

Wow your balls are so smooth do you velvitise?

by Finbar birchall February 20, 2022

Testicular disfiguration

This is the occurrence when a penis is bent due to it being stuck in a zipper this means that when seeing it goes off in a different direction

This is the cause of why men always see on the seat.

Wife-“ why is there wee all over the seat!”
Husband-“ I have testicular disfiguration”
Wife-“ oh”

by Finbar birchall April 2, 2022