FinalPhoenix's definitions

Poopootosis

noun
1. The condition of having a diaper filled to capacity with feces.

Origin of Poopootosis
2017
Coined by Final Phoenix to describe the "unnatural" state of his girlfriend's children's diapers.

"How can one kid possibly make something so foul.. And so much of it!? This one's plumb ate up with the Poopootosis." - Final Phoenix

by finalphoenix October 20, 2017

run up

Sometimes used in place of "spin up" or "start up" Many meanings.

1. The hard drive on my computer failed to run up
2. Now dont get me run up, you wont like what happens..
3. Me and my GF totally run up

by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003

Cab Driver's Ass

Noun. Pathology.

1. The condition of painful burning in between the butt cheeks caused by the mixture of fecal matter accidentally expelled during a previous farting fit and sweat pooling up between them over an extended period of time. Symptoms of localized pain elsewhere, such as the parts with the most weight or folding are also common. Almost exclusively happens while sitting in an uncomfortably hot environment.

2. An extreme advancement of Swamp Ass. Most fatal cases are preceded by an untreated shart.

Idiom.

A case of cab driver's ass; inevitable: If you don't stuff some paper between those cheeks, you're gonna get a case of cab driver's ass.

rel.

Truck Driver's Ass, Semi Booty, Fat Fan Syndrome

"It was a long trip.. I finally got the kids to Disney Land, but the air conditioner quit working ten minutes into the drive and when I got there I had a flaming case of the cab driver's ass. I was so miserable, I flipped Mickey Mouse off and told Donald Duck to put on some damn pants. Did you know the Epcot Center has a secret dungeon? Yeah, security took me there."

by finalphoenix March 10, 2014

Fark/Farked

A website that becomes unreachable after getting mass amounts of traffic by being mentioned somewhere else. Used much like Slashdotted except it refers to the news site Fark.com

My web server went down. Why? It was farked pretty heavily

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

foo dog

A pair of chinese statues usually placed at the entrance of a building to ward off evil spirits. One has its mouth open to suck the spirits in, the other has its mouth closed to trap them.

There were a pair of foo dogs sitting at the entrance of that chinese restaurant

by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004

out of phase

Much confused with out of synch, it means that two objects are not in synchronization or are opposing each other. Can be used as an insult if pointed at a single person, meaning "Out of touch with reality"

1. My speakers are out of phase.. i must have crossed the wires
-or-
2. Me and my ex-GF are so out of phase
-or-
3. Bill is SO out of phase

by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003

end of line

Term originated in the movie/game Tron when a powerful character is done speaking. Used in IRC sometimes as a quit message.

MCP: You will find those programs.. or else
Flunkie (cringing): Yes.. sir..
MCP: This is your final chance.. do not fail me again. End of line.
-OR-
Foo has quit IRC: Quit (End of line)

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003