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buttload

N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.
The teach gave me a buttload of math homework tonight.. and i have to show my work!
by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003
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Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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run up

Sometimes used in place of "spin up" or "start up" Many meanings.
1. The hard drive on my computer failed to run up
2. Now dont get me run up, you wont like what happens..
3. Me and my GF totally run up
by FinalPhoenix September 24, 2003
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truckload

A very great quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than a buttload , yet smaller than a boatload (the largest mass quantity)
Old AOL is putting out truckloads of those blasted CD's
by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003
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level

1. Used in online RPG's and other games as a measure of a character's power.
2. Can be used by the person playing a character in a game, meaning "level up"
1. Dang.. I still need 5 more levels before I can do anything useful

2. After I level my guy, i'm quitting for the night
by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003
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hock

1. To sell or pawn something
2. To throw something
1. I blew all my money in vegas... now i gotta hock my watch to get the bus fare home

2. Quit hockin snowballs at me ya fool!
by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004
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Poopootosis

noun
1. The condition of having a diaper filled to capacity with feces.

Origin of Poopootosis
2017
Coined by Final Phoenix to describe the "unnatural" state of his girlfriend's children's diapers.
"How can one kid possibly make something so foul.. And so much of it!? This one's plumb ate up with the Poopootosis." - Final Phoenix
by finalphoenix October 20, 2017
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