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n00b cannon

1.
A channel operator on IRC who racks up vast numbers of kicks - usually in channels where people won't stfu and rtfm

2.
An IRC channel which draws bunches of lame n00b's who get kicked (cannoned)frequently. (Usually ANY *nix related channel..)
1.
<Foo> !kick Lamer1
<foo> !kick Lamer2
<RogerD> Foo is in his n00b cannon mode today..

2. <RogerD> You can't even talk in #linuxhelp anymore these days cuz of all the kick messages. The place is a n00b cannon!
by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004
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foobar

A common term found in unix/linux/bsd program help pages as space fillers for a word.
Or, can be used as a less intense or childish form of fubar.
To run the program, simply cd to the directory you installed it in like this:
user@localhost cd foo/bar

or

The server foobared again?
by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003
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truckload

A very great quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than a buttload , yet smaller than a boatload (the largest mass quantity)
Old AOL is putting out truckloads of those blasted CD's
by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003
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hock

1. To sell or pawn something
2. To throw something
1. I blew all my money in vegas... now i gotta hock my watch to get the bus fare home

2. Quit hockin snowballs at me ya fool!
by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004
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Fark/Farked

A website that becomes unreachable after getting mass amounts of traffic by being mentioned somewhere else. Used much like Slashdotted except it refers to the news site Fark.com
My web server went down. Why? It was farked pretty heavily
by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003
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foo dog

A pair of chinese statues usually placed at the entrance of a building to ward off evil spirits. One has its mouth open to suck the spirits in, the other has its mouth closed to trap them.
There were a pair of foo dogs sitting at the entrance of that chinese restaurant
by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004
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Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!
Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."
by finalphoenix March 10, 2014
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