FinalPhoenix's definitions

buttload

N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.

The teach gave me a buttload of math homework tonight.. and i have to show my work!

by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003

wtfu

Abbreviated version of "Wake The Fuck Up". Used in chat rooms of any kind when a person is AFK and somebody wants to talk to them. See also STFU

<Homestar>I'm going afk, TTYL
<Strong_bad> Hey i wasnt done talking to you! WTFU!

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

truckload

A very great quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than a buttload , yet smaller than a boatload (the largest mass quantity)

Old AOL is putting out truckloads of those blasted CD's

by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003

foo dog

A pair of chinese statues usually placed at the entrance of a building to ward off evil spirits. One has its mouth open to suck the spirits in, the other has its mouth closed to trap them.

There were a pair of foo dogs sitting at the entrance of that chinese restaurant

by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004

pwned

1. Came from Counter-Strike, meaning "Pistol Owned". Very humiliating for whoever got "pwned" as the pistol is the weakest weapon in the game.

*JN01 just filled Foo full of holes with the pistol!
<JNO1>Hah! You just got pwned!
<Foo>... stfu

by FinalPhoenix November 19, 2003

Farting Fit

Noun.

1. General, all encompassing description for the release of several of any kind of fart in rapid succession. Similar in form to the Machine Gun Fart, though each blast is it's own entity - not one large fart broken up by the rapid opening and closing of an anal seizure.

2. A stacked release of farts, controlled or uncontrollable.

Idioms.

Caused a farting fit, like a metronome; After all that greasy food, every push produced a fart.

Fit of farts, uncontrollable; The more I laughed, the more I farted. I just couldn't stop!

Person A: "What the hell's wrong with Sally? She was laughing, then she shit her pants, then she started laughing and crying, then kept shitting her pants, then the crazy woman just up and left!"

Person B: "I don't know man, she just had a farting fit!"

Person C: "I know, right! But now my couch smells like the floor of a peep show.."

by finalphoenix March 10, 2014

end of line

Term originated in the movie/game Tron when a powerful character is done speaking. Used in IRC sometimes as a quit message.

MCP: You will find those programs.. or else
Flunkie (cringing): Yes.. sir..
MCP: This is your final chance.. do not fail me again. End of line.
-OR-
Foo has quit IRC: Quit (End of line)

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003