FinalPhoenix's definitions

Farts Glitter

An expression used to illustrate the point that a (usually) male is flamboyantly homosexual.

Bob: "I'm pretty sure Jeremy's flirting with my ol' lady.. I'm gonna go do something retarded that will land me in jail for a while."

Frank: "HAHAHAHAHA, you retard! He's not hitting on your sister!"

Bob: "Yeah he sure be is! Look at em! All havin' a good time, hoppin' around gigglin..' "

Frank: "Bob.. I don't know how to tell you this in a way you'll understand.. Considering you met Jeremy's 'room mate' that he's lived with the last ten years. You saw how immaculate the apartment he insists is called a 'flat' was. He wears Gucci and pays more for one hair cut than you paid for those hair plugs.. Jeremy's gay."

Bob: "Whuuuuu? I aint's not no never no how usta'could.. You mean he is just a happy individual?"

Frank: "He farts glitter. Bob. Out of his ass. And it's like a fabulous rainbow of skittles."

Bob: "Oh, one of them thar types! So that's why he always smells so good and all the girls say he dresses more better than me!"

by finalphoenix April 10, 2014

hock

1. To sell or pawn something
2. To throw something

1. I blew all my money in vegas... now i gotta hock my watch to get the bus fare home

2. Quit hockin snowballs at me ya fool!

by FinalPhoenix February 14, 2004

Poopootosis

noun
1. The condition of having a diaper filled to capacity with feces.

Origin of Poopootosis
2017
Coined by Final Phoenix to describe the "unnatural" state of his girlfriend's children's diapers.

"How can one kid possibly make something so foul.. And so much of it!? This one's plumb ate up with the Poopootosis." - Final Phoenix

by finalphoenix October 20, 2017

buttload

N. 1. An extremely large quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than an assload , and 100x bigger than a shitload , yet smaller than a truckload.

The teach gave me a buttload of math homework tonight.. and i have to show my work!

by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003

truckload

A very great quantity of anything that takes up space. 10x bigger than a buttload , yet smaller than a boatload (the largest mass quantity)

Old AOL is putting out truckloads of those blasted CD's

by FinalPhoenix October 8, 2003

end of line

Term originated in the movie/game Tron when a powerful character is done speaking. Used in IRC sometimes as a quit message.

MCP: You will find those programs.. or else
Flunkie (cringing): Yes.. sir..
MCP: This is your final chance.. do not fail me again. End of line.
-OR-
Foo has quit IRC: Quit (End of line)

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

Fark/Farked

A website that becomes unreachable after getting mass amounts of traffic by being mentioned somewhere else. Used much like Slashdotted except it refers to the news site Fark.com

My web server went down. Why? It was farked pretty heavily

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003