Jewgoslavian

A person who is half kyke and half Yugoslavian.

A yugoslavian Jew
You are the only Jewgoslavian I know.
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femme vagal

It comes from the words femme fatal and vagina.

1. A bitch whose vagina is so dry and tight, you swear it could rip your dick clean off.

2. A deadly vagina.

3. A vagina that should be either condemned or feature a warning sign.

4. Any vagina that is hazardous to your sexual health.
I really need to raise my standards. Last night I was fucking a bitch, and she had a total femme vagal. I'm lucky my dick is in one piece.
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Klan Fart

A moment where a honky who supresses his racism has a verbal slip of tongue in which he makes a racist remark while not realizing he expressed his thoughts.

The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.
The South Park episode, where Stans Dad goes on Wheel of Fortune and shouts out nigger is a prime example of a Klan Fart.

The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.
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breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.
It was so cold, I got a breast boner.
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fur surfer

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.
mugGet the fur surfermug.

asstised

Coming from the words ass and chastise.

1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.

2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.

3. Anal Punishment.
Ving Rames was asstised in the movie Pulp Fiction by Zed.
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Breast Boner

A nice pair of tits that you would like to titfuck.

Breast you dream of sticking you dick in and fucking
I'm not into tit fucking, but there was one bitch who gave me a breast boner.
mugGet the Breast Bonermug.