FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM's definitions

Chili Dick

1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.

I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

seeing orange

It comes from the idea of Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs where Mr. Orange turns out to be a snitch. When one says they are seeing orange, it means they think somebody is a snitch or snitching.

I wonder who called the cops on me. Looking at my neighbors is like seeing orange.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 6, 2009

fur surfer

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.

I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009

breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.

It was so cold, I got a breast boner.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM July 12, 2009

whale-stabber

In all fairness this term was coined from the adult swim TV show "The Oblongs" (at least this is where I first heard the word used).

It is used to describe an eskimo or somebody from alaska possibly in a derogatory way.

Guy 1: Hey guy 2 how's it going
Guy 2: Terrible. A bunch of fucking whale-stabbers moved in next door.
Guy 1: Well it beat having a bunch of spear chuckers for neighbors.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 22, 2009

Klan Fart

A moment where a honky who supresses his racism has a verbal slip of tongue in which he makes a racist remark while not realizing he expressed his thoughts.

The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.

The South Park episode, where Stans Dad goes on Wheel of Fortune and shouts out nigger is a prime example of a Klan Fart.

The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.

Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009