66 definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it
The monkey had a bananeurysm when his banana was taken away. Fortunately, the pig and the chicken were able to comfort him with some cake in celebration of their love for the monkey.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 20, 2020
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 17, 2020
The likelihood as measured by probability theory that you will experience a hug within a certain amount of time. Even when there are hug-restrictions imposed by external entities- whether they be societal, institutional or ethical- the shared, in-vivo space will, regardless, invoke the possibility of a hug, thus increasing the Hug Quotient. In the event that a hug cannot be delivered as only determined by a null hypothesis and there's not even a random friggin way to get a hug, the remote suggestion of a hug will continue to stimulate the memory of physical contact, reminding the body of its ability to induce a warm feeling of comfort and connection.
Curly: I just got a new on-line therapist
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient
Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot
Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist
Larry: You guys should try Ketamine
Mo: yeah, but those quacks have no Hug Quotient
Curly: Therapists aren't allowed to hug, idiot
Mo: idiot, you're the one with the therapist
Larry: You guys should try Ketamine
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it December 29, 2018
Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019
I’m sorry I’m so selfish, immature and irrational but ISJOYGIJWTR. It just makes me realize that I was not chosen over a much younger, more beautiful and smarter alternative. I’m sorry it’s just where I’m at and I want to distance myself from the heartbreak. I know it makes no sense and you could be jealous too, but it’s just where I’m at.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 8, 2019
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 2, 2019
It’s like when the insurance has an insurance and they all do stuff like carve each other out and so on and so forth and it all becomes a shit show and the patient loses an eye in the process.
Please check his Magellan Anthem Blue Cross Optum carve out managed care policy out of pocket, out of network cost. That should clarify his insurerance coverage for his insurance.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 23, 2019