66 definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it

Pauline (the haiku)

Hot piece of ass
It Rides along
The whis’p’er’ing sea
Whis’p’er’ing vaginas

in the wind.
Then the chickens said:
Come hither NOT you capers!

And then he
Ate her juicy.
Cake.

Girl: Omg! I got front row tickets to the opera version of “Pauline (the haiku)” at the Met!

Boy: Yeah I’m gonna be busy eating borscht that night. Sorry.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 22, 2019

majority steak

When you pig the fuck out on steak.

Don’t hang out with D. He always takes the majority steak.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 5, 2019

Denanigans

Extreme Shenanigans

Uh Oh, he’s up to his old Denanigans again.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it December 2, 2019

Lox and Hegels

It’s a sandwich

Give me a shmear of dialectical materialism on my Lox and Hegels

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 2, 2019

ornamess

When you take down the christmas tree

Baby JFC, what an ornamess.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

Cinnamontography

It happens When you’re drunk

Pretty cinnamontography!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 22, 2019

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019