4 definitions by Figure Number Five
Word used to describe utterly detestable and braindead peasant underclass. These are the slutty, often chav bitches at parties who you wish to kill slowly. However, despite appearances, there is a reason for their existence. Their sluttish antics (such as false lesbianism) distract the male equivalent of plankon, thus reducing 'competition' for the more discerning male.
Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.
Plankton are simultaneously a disease and a cure.
by Figure Number Five June 30, 2005
The ratio of males to females at a social gathering. An unfavourable ratio inevitably leads to the dreaded sausage fest
Can be shortened to 'W.R' or 'Ratio'
Can be shortened to 'W.R' or 'Ratio'
(From a male perspective)
Favourable W.R: More females than males
Unfavourable W.R: More males than females.
Favourable W.R: More females than males
Unfavourable W.R: More males than females.
by Figure Number Five June 30, 2005
Rhyming slang for cat.
Derived from the name 'Yasser Arafat', as the ending of the surname rhymes with cat.
An example of rhyming slang so bad, it is good.
Derived from the name 'Yasser Arafat', as the ending of the surname rhymes with cat.
An example of rhyming slang so bad, it is good.
by Figure Number Five July 5, 2005
A female with an extraordinarily large appetite for 'beef-bayonet'.
A female who works her way through a large group of predatory males, who all remain oblivious to the fact until it is too late.
A female who works her way through a large group of predatory males, who all remain oblivious to the fact until it is too late.
by Figure Number Five June 28, 2005