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When a big, beefy, silent, serious and wise guy is in love with a petite, agile, active and sunny girl, who is in love with the guy.
Normally this relations works like this: The guy (the tortoise) is the brains and brawns of the couple, and the girl (the hare) is the Public relationships Manager. She will start the 99% percent of all conversations with strangers while the tortoise hugs her from behind and hides himself behind her, in any other non-social activity, this is reversed: The tortoise would instruct the hare to climb on his back to carry her around everywhere like a human backpack, of course while constantly hugging him.
While in public the hare takes the dominant role to iniciate activities and talk to other people, this role is reversed in private: The guy takes the dominant role (sexually) and is the ones who tops. However, the tortoise still has the responsability to make sure his hare is comfortable and safe during sex. Is absolutly normal for the tortoise to eventually get his legs tired and fall off, in this case, the hare is allowed to cowgirl until climax or tiredness. In the later case, the two will just hug, kiss and rub thelselfs to eachother, while also both masturbating their partherns specifict reproductive aparatus.
Tortoise responsabilities: Teach your hare about life and make love to her.
Hare responsabilites: Keep your tortoise active with new stuff and make love to him.
Normally this relations works like this: The guy (the tortoise) is the brains and brawns of the couple, and the girl (the hare) is the Public relationships Manager. She will start the 99% percent of all conversations with strangers while the tortoise hugs her from behind and hides himself behind her, in any other non-social activity, this is reversed: The tortoise would instruct the hare to climb on his back to carry her around everywhere like a human backpack, of course while constantly hugging him.
While in public the hare takes the dominant role to iniciate activities and talk to other people, this role is reversed in private: The guy takes the dominant role (sexually) and is the ones who tops. However, the tortoise still has the responsability to make sure his hare is comfortable and safe during sex. Is absolutly normal for the tortoise to eventually get his legs tired and fall off, in this case, the hare is allowed to cowgirl until climax or tiredness. In the later case, the two will just hug, kiss and rub thelselfs to eachother, while also both masturbating their partherns specifict reproductive aparatus.
Tortoise responsabilities: Teach your hare about life and make love to her.
Hare responsabilites: Keep your tortoise active with new stuff and make love to him.
"Have you seen THAT guy that pick up Anna everyday?"
"Yeah, her boyfriend. She randomly found him roaming around and decided to adopt him."
"Wait, ins't that also the same guy that in collegue only spoke with teachers, uppercuted Jerry and stabed Flynt, and still got A+ in all assignatures?"
"Yeah... i saw him on the gym too, his arms and legs are made of adamantioum or something like that."
"Yeah but ins't he kinda chubby?"
"Well Anna loves him to death, so i guess he really is one of the "good guys"."
"Yeah.. they are totally a Tortoise and Hare."
"Yeah, her boyfriend. She randomly found him roaming around and decided to adopt him."
"Wait, ins't that also the same guy that in collegue only spoke with teachers, uppercuted Jerry and stabed Flynt, and still got A+ in all assignatures?"
"Yeah... i saw him on the gym too, his arms and legs are made of adamantioum or something like that."
"Yeah but ins't he kinda chubby?"
"Well Anna loves him to death, so i guess he really is one of the "good guys"."
"Yeah.. they are totally a Tortoise and Hare."
by Fgyjt May 25, 2023
1: Were the actual good students that wants to learn go to do their professional formation, safe from the evil and savage "other students".
2: A specialiced place where the people that knows about electronics fix the stuff of a company.
2: A specialiced place where the people that knows about electronics fix the stuff of a company.
by Fgyjt April 28, 2023
This, and "MARK TARGET" are the penunltiman last words any kid or grow adult in a current war zone hears before they get killed.
How it happents: any person existing there will hear a robotic voice over the distance screaming "MARK TARGET" or "TROOPS, TO THE SKY". Followed by either a "Love and shoot~~" from the distance or an aproaching "Ah, ah, ah, AAAAHH!" by another robotic voice.
Them, they will either get shoot by a laser or crush by a flying robot.
How it happents: any person existing there will hear a robotic voice over the distance screaming "MARK TARGET" or "TROOPS, TO THE SKY". Followed by either a "Love and shoot~~" from the distance or an aproaching "Ah, ah, ah, AAAAHH!" by another robotic voice.
Them, they will either get shoot by a laser or crush by a flying robot.
Random iranian kid: *just vibing.
Neon J: "TROOPS, TO THE SKY!"
RIK: "Wait, is that a No Straight Roads reference?"
1010: "Ah, ah, ah, AAAAHH!"
RIK: *Fucking Dies
Neon J: "TROOPS, TO THE SKY!"
RIK: "Wait, is that a No Straight Roads reference?"
1010: "Ah, ah, ah, AAAAHH!"
RIK: *Fucking Dies
by Fgyjt June 6, 2023
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Seriusly one of the most evil corporations in the world, along with WGCZ Holdings.
Basically these betas controls every single pornografic website you could think about. PornHub, XVideos, Brazzers, XHamster, the list goes on...
In case you are an ignorant coomer (like me in the past). Let me explain you one quick thing before we continue: ALL PORN IS CRINGE AND BAD. Yes, including hentai, and yes, including "consentual" contracts or whatever they made up.
So basically, they profited over videos of women from all ages (even underage) been raped for real. And not only the "amateur" things are shit, their own studios are evil. There is one named Pure Tabbo where they portrait bullshit like rape, incest, drugs, unwanted creampies on homeless teenagers...
In case you did not get it, is all anti-woman propaganda. Those fucker knows humans are flawed creatures with natural desires and dreams, and of course, like the generic bad guys are, they exploit it and highjack our boys and girls bodies, minds and souls to turn them into braindead consumers or souless products.
Rebember: 98% of all women and men who did porn ended up regreting it! The 2% are sluts who deserves to be publically executed.
Basically these betas controls every single pornografic website you could think about. PornHub, XVideos, Brazzers, XHamster, the list goes on...
In case you are an ignorant coomer (like me in the past). Let me explain you one quick thing before we continue: ALL PORN IS CRINGE AND BAD. Yes, including hentai, and yes, including "consentual" contracts or whatever they made up.
So basically, they profited over videos of women from all ages (even underage) been raped for real. And not only the "amateur" things are shit, their own studios are evil. There is one named Pure Tabbo where they portrait bullshit like rape, incest, drugs, unwanted creampies on homeless teenagers...
In case you did not get it, is all anti-woman propaganda. Those fucker knows humans are flawed creatures with natural desires and dreams, and of course, like the generic bad guys are, they exploit it and highjack our boys and girls bodies, minds and souls to turn them into braindead consumers or souless products.
Rebember: 98% of all women and men who did porn ended up regreting it! The 2% are sluts who deserves to be publically executed.
Example 1:
Informed Person: "I found a job at MindGeek, the pay was REALLY GOOD. But it was not worth getting digital blood in my hands."
Gigachad: "Respect man, your doing the world a favor, trusth me."
Example 2:
Coomer: "Guess what? I've hired at MINDGEEK BABY! You know imma gonna spend my coffe breaks with the sexy ladies there ;)"
Normal Chad "You? You are a fucking beta soyjack cuck pussy boy that cannot even maintain eye contact for 0.1 seconds. You are delusional, and know i am going to kill you."
Example 3:
Girl in vulnerable economical position: "My sister and i are planning to audition because our parents are deadbeats and we need to pay our debs."
Female Gigachad "Not worth it, you two girls come work for me on retail. You get your independence real quick."
Example 4:
Random Girl that did porn: "Damm, i feel very ashamed of agreeding to do those movies. Now i feel like used goods."
Psychologist Gigachad: "I actually do not know how to treath your case, so i am going to call my friend, she is an expert in those situations."
Informed Person: "I found a job at MindGeek, the pay was REALLY GOOD. But it was not worth getting digital blood in my hands."
Gigachad: "Respect man, your doing the world a favor, trusth me."
Example 2:
Coomer: "Guess what? I've hired at MINDGEEK BABY! You know imma gonna spend my coffe breaks with the sexy ladies there ;)"
Normal Chad "You? You are a fucking beta soyjack cuck pussy boy that cannot even maintain eye contact for 0.1 seconds. You are delusional, and know i am going to kill you."
Example 3:
Girl in vulnerable economical position: "My sister and i are planning to audition because our parents are deadbeats and we need to pay our debs."
Female Gigachad "Not worth it, you two girls come work for me on retail. You get your independence real quick."
Example 4:
Random Girl that did porn: "Damm, i feel very ashamed of agreeding to do those movies. Now i feel like used goods."
Psychologist Gigachad: "I actually do not know how to treath your case, so i am going to call my friend, she is an expert in those situations."
by Fgyjt April 28, 2023
A Big Pharma corporation that existed since before 1938 that is just obssesed in been the most evil company in the entire world!
A list of just some random stuff they did:
- Back in the 50's they tricked a lot of homeless people into becoming their unwilling test sujects with the intention of turning them into sleeper agents (Thanks to CIA for funding).
- EXTREME Unethical experimentation with mentally ill people (Always).
- Revive an old Nazi program to create supernatural creatures with science (The Walrider incident).
- The entire Mouth Massive Asylum Accident.
- The Temple Gate Incident in Arizona.
- The development of the super evil weapon know as the Morphogenic Engine (A highly sensitive radio station that spreads waves of some weird radiation thing that makes EVERYBODY insane and kills the birds.)
- And of course: Complete World Domination thanks to this Morphogenic Engine (since everybody would be insane and killing eachothers, Murkoff cound easily take control of every single goverment in the universe.)
I honestly would not be suprise if it turns out they also collaborated with Vault-Tec, Arasaka, Tencent, Fazbear Entertainment, Umbrella, Black Hat, ICA, Los Pollos Hermanos, Mann Co, Project Pickman, Providence, Shinra and Trevor Philips Enterprises.
A list of just some random stuff they did:
- Back in the 50's they tricked a lot of homeless people into becoming their unwilling test sujects with the intention of turning them into sleeper agents (Thanks to CIA for funding).
- EXTREME Unethical experimentation with mentally ill people (Always).
- Revive an old Nazi program to create supernatural creatures with science (The Walrider incident).
- The entire Mouth Massive Asylum Accident.
- The Temple Gate Incident in Arizona.
- The development of the super evil weapon know as the Morphogenic Engine (A highly sensitive radio station that spreads waves of some weird radiation thing that makes EVERYBODY insane and kills the birds.)
- And of course: Complete World Domination thanks to this Morphogenic Engine (since everybody would be insane and killing eachothers, Murkoff cound easily take control of every single goverment in the universe.)
I honestly would not be suprise if it turns out they also collaborated with Vault-Tec, Arasaka, Tencent, Fazbear Entertainment, Umbrella, Black Hat, ICA, Los Pollos Hermanos, Mann Co, Project Pickman, Providence, Shinra and Trevor Philips Enterprises.
Person 1: "My uncle had scrizophenia and had to be internated in Mouth Massive, for what i know, they never help him, they just keep torturing him."
Person 2: "Damm, i am sorry to say this, but your uncle got Murkoff'ed."
Person 2: "Damm, i am sorry to say this, but your uncle got Murkoff'ed."
by Fgyjt June 7, 2023