or state of having just received a package in the mail from your
mom, containing random items which you will
absolutely never use, proving how little your
mother actually knows about you.
Person 1: I just got a package from my mom.
Person 2: Awesome! What
was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper
clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake
since she remembered "that I like Black
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.