2 definitions by Fenster's Fu

dick nodule

That weird red bump on your shaft. You don't want to admit where it came from and no idea what it is.

Yo Chris, how's that red inflamed dick nodule doing after you came back from the Donkey Show in Tijuana?

by Fenster's Fu August 26, 2023

blue scooter

When you have blue balls and have to dry hump your pillow because your girlfriend won't put out.

That bitch Vanessa wouldn't drain my sack last night, so while she was grabbing a snack from the fridge I blue scootered all over her pillow. Flipped it over afterwards so she wouldn't find it until she snuggled into bed that night.

by Fenster's Fu September 23, 2022