While eating a girl out, someone sneaks up on you and sticks his finger up your asshole.
Will: Shiit, I was eating my girl out the other day, and some dousche fag came up became me and stuck his finger up my ass.
Jazzy Jeff: Oh damn! He got you with the Hungarian Free Kick!
A Feng Cao Fail is a fail of unfathomable magnitude. This is reserved for fails that are so bad, the term "Epic Fail" isn't strong enough.
The Exxon Valdez oil spill was a Feng Cao Fail.
A mixed drink consisting of half a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor (preferably Mickey's) and a can of Sparks. It should be noted that you must pound the first half of the 40 before mixing the drink.
D-Style: How are we going to start this day off.
The Legend: We're starting it off the right way with some Curbstompers.
D-Style: SHIT YEAH!
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