1 definition by Fearthepokingdevice

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1. A long poking device. Often used to poke sleeping people, usually waking them up, pissing them off and ultimatley poking an eye out.

2. Someone who is so thin they look like a pole. Often they can be used to poke people. Although this hurts the pole it is extremely funny to watch the victims reaction when they realise what they are being poked by.

3. A electric stick with which you poke sleeping Hobos and Bums and tell them to "get the hell outta here!"
1. A: Lets poke joe with this long poking device.
B: Ok, aim for his eyes.
A: K
Joe: Argh my eyes, GIVE THEM BACK.

Pole: I am thin, use me as a poking device
A: Haha, I will poke a sleeping bum.
Bum: Oof, Ouch. He's wearing sharp clothing!

3. Man: Move it bum-boy!
by Fearthepokingdevice February 26, 2005

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