1 definition by Fchwpo
A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft
Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis
by Fchwpo November 12, 2017