5 definitions by Faymkonzi
A descendant and benefactor of the composer George Gershwin who died July 11, 1937 at the age of 38, leaving no heirs, his estate passing to his mother. A Gershwin is someone who has never had to work to earn their living but lives a luxurious and entitled lifestyle is primarily dependent upon an inherited trust fund established from royalty payments received for the musical compositions of his long dead great-great-great- grand uncle. A Gershwin can typically be found at a country club or a Paul Simon concert thumbing his nose at the regular working people and ranting about how easy everyones job is. Although the Gershwin has had the great fortune to live an affluent and priveledged lifestyle through no work or effort of his own, as a rule he does not tip anyone under any cirrcumstances. This is probaby because he is well aware of the fact that sooner than later the royalties will expire, the royalty payments will end along with his gravey train champagne and caviar lifestyle. To postpone having to working to earn his living, a Gershwin typicaly holds tight every penny and typically spends most of his time trying to lobby Congress to pass another copyright extension act and brainstorming ways to sue music companies for any feasable royalty contract infringements.
Limo Driver 1: "Hey man, did that guy with the 4 suitcases tip you?"
Limo Driver 2: "Psh...No! He's a Gershwin"
Limo Driver 2: "Psh...No! He's a Gershwin"
by Faymkonzi June 6, 2018
The DMV of Airlines. American has no shame when it comes to wasting their passengers time. They book so many flights that if a plane lands early it will have to sit and wait for its scheduled arrival time because they wont have a gate available to accomodate it. Baggage takes longer than any other airline with an average wait of 25 minutes after arrival but sometimes as long as an hour. American doesnt try because they think theyre "too big to fail" and they know there will not be a shortage of customers who want cheap flights.
by Faymkonzi June 7, 2018
Promoting an unfavorable, negatively biased view of; Russia, the Russian people or its governement by people who; 1) don't understand anything about Russia, 2) have never been and have no desire to visit Russia, 3) don't speak the Russian language, 4) dont have any grasp of Russian History or Culture. The major proponents of Russophobia are first and foremost the BBC, but also the American networks that parrot and ape them like CNN, The Times, The Post. Russophobia is easy to identify when Russia is automatically blamed for any given situation without any evidence, investigation of fact or due process. Russophobia is evident when theres a double standard in the framing and interpretation of actions involving Russia compared to similar or more egregious actions of the United States or its allies.
Person 1: "It's sUch a bummer that CNN and BBC have become such blatant promoters of Russophobia."
Person 2: "Don't worry man, they`re just "fake news". Sooner than later they'll become so obsolete and irrelevant they'll be a skid mark on the underpants of history.
Person 2: "Don't worry man, they`re just "fake news". Sooner than later they'll become so obsolete and irrelevant they'll be a skid mark on the underpants of history.
by Faymkonzi December 3, 2018
Avoiding taking responsibility for losing at something you thought was a sure thing by blaming Russia (of all things) while simoultaneously fabricating a distraction from your own corruption, incompetence and criminality.
By the time the idiot people figure out that Russiagate was a smokescreen for Hillary Clinton's own corruption and incompetence she will be too senile to remember anything had happened.
by Faymkonzi August 30, 2018
Refering to the NASA moonlanding conspiracy alleging NASA "touched up" footage of the moonlanding in 1969.
by Faymkonzi June 1, 2019